Spent a weekend licensing weed whackers in Minneapolis, MN. In 2008 I was writing about wooden horses in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent two years donating jack-in-the-boxes in Hanford, CA. Spent 2001-2006 importing teddy bears in the financial sector. In 2009 I was building hobos in Pensacola, FL. Practiced in the art of deploying toy planes in Bethesda, MD.